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DOCTOR WHO IS BACK TOMORROW. #dealwithit

Guest blog courtesy of Darling Daughter . . . don’t ask me what it means, I don’t know. 

This blog contains major spoilers from the television show Doctor Who. It sounds crazy. And that is because it is. DUM DUM DUM DOO WOO OOO WEE OOO. MATT SMITH. KAREN GILLIAN. ARTHUR. shakes fist BARROWMAN. MOFFAT. BILLIE PIPER. ROSE TYLER IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL. DAVID TENNANT IS NUMBER ONE EVEN THOUGH HE IS ACTUALLY NUMBER TEN. HE DIDNT WANT TO GO. SO MANY TEARS WRAPPED UP IN TO ONE FOURTY THREE MINUTE LONG EPISODE. THIRTEEN EPISODES PLUS A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. HEYYYY THERE IS WATER ON MARS. EXTERMINATE. DELETE. THE FACE OF BOE. TARDIS BLUE. DONNA. MARTHA JONES. THE ONE WHO FORGOT. THE ONE WHO LEFT. THE ONE HE LOST. THE ONE WHO WAITED. IF I COULD DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES THAT WOULD MAKE ME A MONSTER. HEY ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DAVID TENNANT AND ROSE TYLER ARE OFF LIVING THEIR LIVES. HE IS HUMAN SO HE AGES AND SINCE HE AGES IT CAN ALL WORK OUT. THEY ARE SO MUCH IN LOVE OMG CAN’T HANDLE IT. AND THEN MICKEY AND MARTHA ARE TOGETHER FOREVER. SO THATS PRETTY COOL. OMG TOMORROW IS NEW WHO. THE MASTER. DO YOU HEAR IT? THE SOUND OG THE DRUMS? REMEMBER NINE? CHRIS YOU ARE SO SUPER AWESOME AND PRECIOUS BUT YOU HATED THE WORLD AND WOULDNT LET ANYBODY IN, BUT THEN ALONG CAME ROSE TYLER. SHE SAVED YOU FROM YOURSELF. BUT THEN YOU REGENERATED RIGHT AFTER YOU TOLD HER YOU COULD TAKE HER TO BARCELONA THE PLANET NOT THE COUNTRY. AND THEN YOU TOTALLY FREAKED HER OUT AND YOU WERE ANGRY BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT A GINGER. YOU STILL ARENT. RUDE AND NOT GINGER. RAGGEDY DOCTOR. REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME THAT THE TARDIS BECAME A LADY AND SHE JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO? #FEELS. REMEMBER WHEN WE ALL THOUGHT DAVID WAS GOING TO REGENERATE BUT THEN HE USED HIS ORIGINAL HAND TO SAVE HIMSELF? IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE ORIGINAL HAND DOESNT IT? TICK TOCK GOES THE CLOCK. RIVER KILLED THE DOCTOR. GALLIFREY. DONT BLINK. BOWTIES ARE COOL. VAN GOGH WAS IN LOVE WITH AMELIA POND. 10 AND ROSE FOREVER. RORY THE CENTURON. WIBLEY WOBLEY TIMEY WIMEY. THE UNIVERSE IS BIG. IT’S VAST AND COMPLICATED AND RIDICULOUS AND SOMETIMES, VERY RARELY, IMPOSSIBLE THINGS JUST HAPPEN AND WE CALL THEM MIRACLES. I DIED AND TURNED INTO A ROMAN.  SPOILERS. ALLONS-Y. GERONIMO. REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT THE TITANIC SANK AND THAT LADY SACRIFICED HERSELF FOR THE DOCTOR? AND THERE WAS THAT REALLY SELFISH DUDE? #FEELS LOL OOD ON THE LOO. WEEPING ANGELS. SONIC SCREWDRIVER. FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD. TORCHWOOD. THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES. SARAH JANE IN GENERAL. K-9. ARE YOU MY MUMMY? HELLO SWEETIE. THIS IS MY TIMEY WIMEY DETECTOR. IT GOES DING WHEN THERE IS STUFF. RIVER SONG AKA MELODY POND AKA MELS. YOUR DAUGHTER IS YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT ALSO THE PERSON THAT MARRIED YOUR BEST FRIEND. RORY. ALIENS IN LONDON. I’M BURNING UP A SUN JUST TO SAY GOODBYE. #EXTREMEFEELS DALEKS. CYBERMEN. THE CRACK IN THE WALL. TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSION IN SPACE. BAD WOLF.  THE SILENCE WILL FALL WHEN THE QUESTION IS ASKED. THE FIRST QUESTION. THE QUESTION YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING FROM ALL YOUR LIFE. DOCTOR WHO?  ps its bigger on the inside.

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